Big things come in small packages.

After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy in stealing an expensive huge diamond from a jewelry store for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.

Cast

Marlon Wayans

Calvin

Shawn Wayans

Darryl

Kerry Washington

Vanessa

John Witherspoon

Pops

Tracy Morgan

Percy

Lochlyn Munro

Greg

Rob Schneider

Dinosaur Rex

David Alan Grier

Jimmy

Dave Sheridan

Rosco

Anthony Harrison

Policeman

Molly Shannon

Soccer Mom

Brittany Daniel

Brittany

Fred Stoller

Richard

Alex Borstein

Janet

Chazz Palminteri

Walken

Anastacia

Self

Damien Dante Wayans

Officer Wilson

John DeSantis

Bruno

Ken Kramer

Dr. Murphy

Kelly Coffield Park

The Jeweler